Too Dirty and Too Steamy

Yeah, too dirty and too steamy for print. Would post it, but instead I'll offer to send you a banana and an Ikea chair to use while eating it. ;) Fahrvenugen to you too.

Birthday Dreams

Had a dream about your birthday. Can't share too many details because you might not want to hear how I wore you out, but even if you I know you'll say that I couldn't. Well I still say I can, but that is neither here nor there.

And that is all I will say about that.

Can't believe the tail end of summer is here already, it went too fast.

5, 10, 15

Sometimes I really wish I could see 5, 10 and 15 years into the future. Would be so very cool and so interesting, not sure if I would want to see naked photos from 15 years into the future, that might be less interesting.

Or maybe not.

What kind of tech will we have then. Will houses be different or the same. What kind of cars. What will life look like.

Tempted

Tempted to tell you what I saw the made me think of you, but then again, maybe I won't. Not entirely sure what I am doing with this place yet. Mostly just writing bits and pieces.

Well...

Well Juneleh,

I thought about doing or saying more about your grandma but figured since you were keeping your distance I'd probably do the same. Didn't feel quite right about that and figured I'd compromise by saying I was sorry about her loss here.

Sex

If there was a new post here it would be sexual in nature. Hell it would be beyond intimate. It would be the kind of rock your socks off, man can we do that a 1000 times more kind of thing. The sort of moment where you think you are an idiot to ever give up a chance to do it again.

But it is not here and this post isn't it...now.

Something

This post is written in invisible ink.

Banana

Monkeys need bananas and a good enema. :)

Archives

Sometimes I think about just turning this into nothing but a giant archive. Doesn't get a ton of traffic, the occasional person, question is what purpose does it serve. No real rush to make a decision, it doesn't cost a dime to keep this place going.

Grumpy

I am feeling a bit grumpy right now so you won't find any serious comments or substance here other than a remark about how I ought to bend you over the couch or wrap both hands in your hair and have my way.

But then again maybe I won't say any of that because I am grumpy and I'll say no touching.

If You Are Reading

If you are reading this it is because the monkey needs to be fed:

A) Chocolate
B) Banana
C) Valium
D) All of the above and a kick in the pants.

Want to know what I really think? Not going to say here. :)