I promise there won't be any mention or hint of sex in this note at least not as it relates to you and I. Damn, I just blew that for you. Yeah, I know I mentioned sex and used the word "blew" which guarantees you will think about it in regards to you and I.
Well you can read it twice and try to decide if I would turn you down if you offered or if I would take you up on it, you little baboon, er minx, you.
Been writing like a fiend and damn, I can spin one hell of a yarn when I want to.
Would it be considered sexual harassment if I said I wanted to spank you because you are a bad girl. Would it make a difference if I said I was irritated with you or is it all one and the same.
Hell woman, you are crazy so who knows what you would say but that is not your fault, it comes with a lack of penis. Of course the power of the penis rules the world and I am still in charge, even if you haven't figured it out yet.
Apologize and you might learn a thing or two.
Now read this twice and try to figure out what is serious and what isn't. And don't forget to over analyze every little thing I have said or done including the stuff I am not even aware of.
And when you are through rolling your eyes admit that you miss me because I know you do. No one spends that much time paying attention to another person when they don't.
Still going to have to ask me before I let you
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